No. Our stylists are f**king great. The Supercuts technique lets you get in, get out, and leave looking awesome without spending an arm and a leg... for the hair on your head. Stop needing a haircut and check-in today!

You can use the Real Dumb Coupon to spend more if you want, but it will add no value—you'll get the same result that earns Supercuts an average of 4.8 / 5 on Google Reviews. (Can you believe that? Believe it.)

(Where did you get such a dumb face?)

We keep our ear to the streets, and our eyes on the socials.

And many people have made it clear that they emotionally need to spend more than we can reasonably charge. Since Supercuts exists to make people look and feel their best, how can we turn a blind eye? (Just as you can't turn a blind eye to our having used the phrase "the socials.")

Consider the Real Dumb Coupon an extension of our Satisfaction Guarantee—we want you to walk right in, then walk right out, looking and feeling incredible. If you have to pay more to feel good inside, well, fine. That's the price we you have to pay.

Or, try not doing that. Check in today and see what a reasonably priced Supercuts haircut can do for you.

Sure. It’s your money. Be as dumb with it as you want.

Just remember: you don’t wear logos in your hair (unless you want us to buzz "Supercuts" into your scalp). No one knows what you paid. No one cares what you paid.

Except us. We know what you paid. We know your deepest secrets. We know what's in your heart. Your heart is telling you some weird stuff. It's also telling you, "don't overpay for a haircut." Follow your heart. And check-in today!

Did my cocker spaniel Sir Barks-a-Lot expire? No, he moved to Biscuit Hollow Happy Dog Farm 34 years ago, where he still frolicks today.

The Real Dumb Coupon is exactly the same. It is immortal, and it will love you forever. So, sure, add fifty bucks at Supercuts for the rest of your life.

Hey, while we're here, Jessica in Marketing asked me to add a "call to action" link in every answer, so if you wouldn't mind checking-in today, that would be nice.

Why stop now? We wield sharp objects next to your ears, and have handled that grave responsibility for 50 years.

(Really! Supercuts invented the whole value-salon concept back in 1975. We’ve served hundreds of millions of happy, loyal customers since, including 23 million just last year. That's a haircut every 1.26 seconds, and our Google Reviews tell us those are legitimately phenomenal haircuts.)

Or: fine, don't. Trust the place that doesn't cut anywhere near as much hair—for thrice the price. Or trust the place that gives you an eight-dollar haircut, because, yeah, a haircut should cost less than a burrito. That makes sense.

Or.

OR.

Ask yourself this: am I ready?

Am I ready to trust... again?

Can I let myself be vulnerable?

Can I lower the drawbridge to my soul?

Can I walk right in?

Can I check-in today?

(Yes, you can do both.)